Mrs. Dille's English class created a whole newspaper of satire for April Fools' day. The top story is that our principal, Mr. Shapiro, is actually Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons. As you can see in the picture, there's definitely an uncanny resemblance.
On another page, I was 'quoted' in a story about the rodents that live on campus as saying "Crockett has been harvesting... I mean...caring for our little rat friends" and later went on to talk about how we welcome all walks of life here on campus, regardless of species.
Excellent work English students! Your faculty & staff had a good laugh at all of your creative stories.